vacation in balconia, the place to be.

Blonde girl blog hang w/ Keri & O’Nizz. Pretty in pink nails. Hey tower! These are the Tweets you missed yesterday:   cutie pie @laurenonizzle http://twitpic.com/5zfi5r RE: @jonlim Beautiful video! http://disq.us/2uh6me hey there sports fans! baseball w/ @laurenonizzle @keriblog @ilovecpstyle @bluejays http://t.co/jhcZwvu # hi haha @ someone googling “hipster wear” & finding my blog Calci-yum! http://twitpic.com/5zgpmv anyone ever watched startup.com on #Netflix there was mad crazzzzy lightening last night over the lake. Ahem, Rosalinda Sartorelli? That is me in your photo @Gerinafxw. Just a few comments from God’s blog: http://nyr.kr/rmiVqL via @newyorker got a super cute email from @FreakerAmerica that included a link to this vid 🙂 (@YouTube http://youtu.be/XLwW7ZDWn5Y?a) # Netflix, urgh more like NOTflix. #notworking 🙁 watching The End of America. this shall be interesting. #netlfix are you using G+ more or less now? oh man totally forgot about DIANNE. now tuned in to today’s #yandr Nick Newman in his undies. I die. #swoon #yandr Catherine Chancellor uses a Blackberry. She is also 300 years old. #trends Winehouse’s Dad wants to make a REHAB Centre in her honour. Is that sweet or funny? I dunno. love the latest iPad2 commercial. “See a phone call, carry a library” etc. Gah, I love iPad 🙂 Breast milk baby doll for kids? WTF!? That is so strange. Watching on Global News right now. I want to do the CN Tower Edgewalk. aww, came across this in a Goog search @keriblog @busblog http://t.co/tV38eZD wtf? 29 year old grandfather in the UK. that is crazy. build a bridge & get over it. EW, Global news playing with blubber & fatty skin. omg time to change the channel. i might puke. news diet. the news is not a happy place. so many sad reports. we need a happy news. i’d be a great host for…

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The Blondetourage Does Baseball

Yesterday was an epic day for a ball game. O’Nizz, Keri, the boys and I were invited to hang out with our friends from Keek.com for Roberto Alomar Hall of Fame Day. It was awesome! Check out our box! Roberto Alomar was my fav player as a kid. I loved being there to watch the Jays retire his number and hear him speak. You are legend! Where’s Waldo? Can you see him? Two mounties walking behind. I had a huge crush on him when I was little. Remember how much of a babe he was?  Swoon. He’s still pretty good looking TBH. I was fan girl crushing pretty hard. The entire stadium was PACKED. I heard the game was sold out! Whoa. His speech was very kind. My fav thing that he said was something his Mum always told him “be humble”. We had a ‘gay ol’ time’ singing “Take me out to the ball game”. I can only imagine how hot it would be to sit in the sun for the whole game. I didn’t see any umbrellas, are they even allowed? Probably not eh. Remind me to bring a huge hat if I ever sit down there. Hey there sports fans: Seany, Sammy, Ross. I can see my house! Two studs right here. Home run! It was Ross’ birthday. I can’t remember if we say HBD but we sure celebrated good! I’ve totally fallen in love with my new camera, Olympus Pen, you rule. This guy had two nipple piercings and a belly button. WOW! Miranda and I tried our hardest to get him to look up. HEY YOU! This is Roger,he’s the MAN. Thanks for the invite team. We <3 you 🙂

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GO AHEAD: this is your life.

You know who I love? @Telus & @Motorola_ca, that’s who. # Photo: Pure hotness. Sammy, Australian. http://tumblr.com/xmj3nva6ew # Photo: only once. http://tumblr.com/xmj3nvapgh # 300+ photos last night from @GoJaunt event. Whoa mama. Camera happy. All shot w/ @OlympusCan PEN. # 14 Ways to Create a Memorable Business Card [PICS] – http://on.mash.to/q0bQmY # 36 sec video message from me 🙂 http://t.co/xMHUtK4 # VW driving tour! http://twitpic.com/5uo4xf # Oslo Bombing Video Is a Facebook Scam, Infecting 1 User Per Second: http://on.mash.to/nViorD via @mashable # Hampton’s Hipster’s http://nyr.kr/pwXMGH via @newyorker #hampsters # There will never be a perfect social network http://tnw.to/1A6oi by @BradMcCarty on @TNWsocialmedia # Gluten-free Mecca opens in North Toronto http://flpbd.it/Y4T3 via @blogTO # Nice old cars & latte art: Toronto through the lens of Grey van der Meer http://flpbd.it/PplC # Omg @mrssharonnewman you are an idiot. Shirtless Nick scene next ep. #yandr # “@cherrysberries: Just received this rather awesome error message from Facebook. http://t.co/UYRaz7D” never seen that before. # i was like a race car driver on the VW speed track today. mad fast & turning corners. i feel like i should have worn a helmet. # Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Gold Lion http://t.co/sE4P02e #spotify # Loving @spotify. Used my @Klout code when I was in Boston last weekend and I’M IN CANADA. #smartkid # “you fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye” – You Fit Into Me Margaret Atwood (via… http://tumblr.com/xmj3o1mq5p # crazy awesome storm. sheets of rain. #toronto # Photo: Alice – teacup and saucer. hmmyeswellmaybe http://tumblr.com/xmj3o2dm4h # been noticing more spammers lately. # using HTC Ledgend right now and touch typing is so SLOW compared to @Motorola_CA DEFY. # remembering http://t.co/poFHbtz #

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Don’t hide yourself in regret, just love yourself & you’re set!

The awesome ShaSha Bread Co. float. They won 1st place for their design last year and this year it was pretty darn awesome. Getting instructions before we learn our choreography. Haha Rob Ford was there drinkin’ in the street. I kid, I kid. The Crew! Team Good looking! Sammy is funny. Nice tatas. I was having an epic hair day. I gave Sammy that beautiful hot pink extension. Bubbles are fun too. I love this kini. Nice shot photographer. We had so much fun dancing. I heard “Born This Way” about 200 times yesterday. I’m always amazed by how many nude people are in the streets. Mind boggling. We are so cool us Canadians. So epic. Water was infused with lemon & vanilla, it smelled like ShaSha lemon snaps. DELICIOUS! Thanks Raymi for connecting me & ShaSha! You were missed Raymbo! Streets were so packed. It was great having everyone call out to you from the streets. I love crowds & the spotlight. We soaked it up good. We found my sister! ♥ Hi Gay & Luis! ♥ So lovely to randomly see my sister in the street. Love this shot of them! Rest of the night was a hoot. We had a blast in the streets 🙂 The end. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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tell me your fear? ok, it’s everyone here.

I keep these in my room. If I’m being emo I look at them. It’s a fun game to sort through the things you have already done,  motivating to look at the others. What are you doing today to inspire yourself? I’m about to go for a long walk in the sunshine. Looks real pretty out there today. Snow next door is melting fast. I reckon one last hurrah before it starts warming up. Fingers crossed. I’m so excited for summer. This is me when Ilived in Bondi Beach Australia. I was so skinny, I hardly ever ate and spent every minute I could at the beach. Ah, that was the life. Workout at The Motion Room tomorrow, beach body is comin’ back. Imagine being a cat. This is Sammy working/being cute. I got her skinny side…her head. Aaaahahah. Caught ‘The Stand’ on MuchMusic yesterday by Mother Mother. That’s where title of this post comes from, I like it. Love them too. Tomorrow after my workout I have a photoshoot that will take up most the night. Looking forward to it. Been a few months since I had new photos taken.Ok, time to get off this unit and GO OUTSIDE! Ya, Spring Fever!

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new joizy. omg. fml. i love you.

I’ve been watching and and I think it’s so funny. The accents, fake tans, muscles, the boobs, getting ready to go out,  the boys the girls, “the situation”. I got single a message from a friend who is not on Twitter but knows me really well he said “have you seen jersey shore?” Called him RIGHT BACK. Rambled for a bit how I totally love it and he says, “I know, that;s why I messaged you”. Fake tans, Italians, muscles, spikey hair, tattoos…I used to love it. It’s so entertaining when I’m always on computer/blackberry while watching tv. I went through a stage…Tanning. Nails done. The mall. Dancing. Fast cars. Guys with spikey hair who were tanned with muscles. I checked stalked some old friends who married those guys with hair gel and most still have a tan. I even saw some blonde streaks and a dog named Jerzy. Back then, I had tan even though it was winter in Canada and I didn’t go on vacation. In a recent interview, Mike ‘the situation‘ said “These days in New York and New Jersey a ‘guido’ is a good-looking Italian male that likes to have fun and a ‘guidette’ is a good-looking Italian girl.” For me, it wasn’t Jersey Shore, it was Woodbridge. If you don’t know Woodbridge…it’s Italy just outside Toronto. We used to drive there from Cambridge to hang with the gino’s. Some facts of a true Gino from a helpful site: you have at least one pare of flares. you wear diesel, kappa, energie, parasuco,puma etc. clubbing is life. you glowstick .your addicted to energy drink .spikes hair. at one point had blonde streaks. chilled at Tim hortons before with the gino’s. SAY “BROO THATS MY FAVV SONG TO EVERY EURO SONG”. GOT EXCITED FOR THE SUMMER SO…

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