new joizy. omg. fml. i love you.

I’ve been watching and and I think it’s so funny. The accents, fake tans, muscles, the boobs, getting ready to go out,  the boys the girls, “the situation”.

I got single a message from a friend who is not on Twitter but knows me really well he said “have you seen jersey shore?

Called him RIGHT BACK. Rambled for a bit how I totally love it and he says, “I know, that;s why I messaged you”.

Fake tans, Italians, muscles, spikey hair, tattoos…I used to love it. It’s so entertaining when I’m always on computer/blackberry while watching tv.

I went through a stage…Tanning. Nails done. The mall. Dancing. Fast cars. Guys with spikey hair who were tanned with muscles. I checked stalked some old friends who married those guys with hair gel and most still have a tan. I even saw some blonde streaks and a dog named Jerzy.

Back then, I had tan even though it was winter in Canada and I didn’t go on vacation.

In a recent interview, Mike ‘the situation‘ said “These days in New York and New Jersey a ‘guido’ is a good-looking Italian male that likes to have fun and a ‘guidette’ is a good-looking Italian girl.”

For me, it wasn’t Jersey Shore, it was Woodbridge. If you don’t know Woodbridge…it’s Italy just outside Toronto.

We used to drive there from Cambridge to hang with the gino’s.

Some facts of a true Gino from a helpful site:

you have at least one pare of flares. you wear diesel, kappa, energie, parasuco,puma etc. clubbing is life. you glowstick .your addicted to energy drink .spikes hair. at one point had blonde streaks. chilled at Tim hortons before with the gino’s. SAY “BROO THATS MY FAVV SONG TO EVERY EURO SONG”. GOT EXCITED FOR THE SUMMER SO U CAN TANN. Went to Wasaga to chill at the strip. Took pics of urself LMFAOOOOO. Popp yourr collarr! Spend all your money on a sexyy sound system. wanted to be a DJ.

haha I was a Guidette and I love Jersey Shore.

44 Comments

  1. December 8, 2009 / 7:50 am

    LOL awesome. I used to pull up at Tim Hortons on Hwy 7 in 'da bridge' in my rusty, beat up 92 Cavalier (cow-print seats courtesy of Walmart) and find a spot between some 'souped up rides' and we'd sit on my car, just nodding our heads, drinking coffee. They were never happy. 🙂

  2. karenjovi
    December 8, 2009 / 4:40 pm

    Awesome post. Partied at Palozzo when I was 16–best all ages club ever! I definitely miss the Woodbridge types “Ay-yo… I'ma fra Woohbridge…I live in a house with two lion statues at the front…” hee.

  3. December 8, 2009 / 9:46 pm

    LOL they are flooded in Orleans (a suburb in Ottawa), but they weren’t Italian, they were mostly white boys.

  4. December 8, 2009 / 9:46 pm

    LOL they are flooded in Orleans (a suburb in Ottawa), but they weren’t Italian, they were mostly white boys.

  5. December 8, 2009 / 9:46 pm

    LOL they are flooded in Orleans (a suburb in Ottawa), but they weren’t Italian, they were mostly white boys.

  6. December 8, 2009 / 9:46 pm

    LOL they are flooded in Orleans (a suburb in Ottawa), but they weren’t Italian, they were mostly white boys.

  7. December 8, 2009 / 4:48 pm

    haha totally! The two white lion statues out front is SO WOODBRIDGE! Gino city. It was fun while it lasted but so glad it was ONLY a stage!

  8. December 8, 2009 / 4:49 pm

    “da bridge guy, i'm from da bridge”

  9. December 26, 2009 / 9:53 pm

    Amazing. Came across your site by googling “Jersey Shore Cambridge Woodbridge”. Im also from the 'bridge, and trying to explain my fascination with the show. I tried to find any online evidence of Lulus. You should definitely post about that sometime.

  10. December 27, 2009 / 4:53 am

    Amazing. Came across your site by googling “Jersey Shore Cambridge Woodbridge”. Im also from the 'bridge, and trying to explain my fascination with the show. I tried to find any online evidence of Lulus. You should definitely post about that sometime.

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  13. April 2, 2011 / 1:24 am

    Haha me as a guidette in the olden days.

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