a live comedic art form

The other day I went w/ Raymi to the Yuk Yuk’s for the Great Canadian Laugh Off. I’d never been there before. Crazy eh, considering how funny I am much I like to laugh. VIP style, obviously.

It was a good a show. The winner, Mark Debonis won $25k. Way to go funny guy.

There were some sweet judges like Michael Cox (Talent Executive at Chelsea Lately) & Ashley Olivia (Talent Coordinator for Conan O’Brien). Hi Chelsea! Thanks to Peter Lawrent for inviting us. I’d gladly come back!

Hopefully next time I go back it’s to see my girl,  Lauren O’Nizzle. She recently did her first stand up at The Rivoli. Next time she does it I will find out ahead of time so we can all go and heckle her cheer her on. Blondetourage FTW!

Here’s to some good lunch time laughs. Enjoy! 🙂

dolphin guitar player by night

I’m guessing you have seen this commercial? Dolphin guitar? DQ has been rockin’ some funny ones lately. I also have a crush on thie DQ guy. Couple friend said he’s “my type”. Tall handsome babe with facial hair who is funny and can play guitar? Check.

Today, I’m heading down to Yonge & Dundas today just after 11 to take a bite ouf of this MASSIVE cake. Dairy Queen Canada is celebrating the 30th Birthday of its ice cream cake by attempting a Guinness World Record for the world’s largest ice cream cake .

Giant cake will be live in the Square for us starting at noon. Part that blows my mind is how BIG it is: 20 thousand pounds of ice cream, 200 pounds of sponge cake and 300 pounds of icing and OREO crumble assembled by a team of approximately 100 DQ experts.

Bring your kids, colleagues, neighbours and friends – there will be more than enough to go around!

All I have to say about it is this… SANASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

don’t fake it embrace it cause it’s just the way you are

How beautiful are these roses? They light up my room.

This song is a real good one. Selah Sue has an awesome voice. I hope to meet her one day.

Looks real pretty outside today! Balloons have gone down but they brighten things up.

for the record.

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unScripted: Opening Night presented by Canadian Stage Visionaries

In need of plans for this Friday? Do you crave glamour? Are you up for a night of class? How about jazzing it up at unScripted: Opening Night presented by Canadian Stage Visionaries! Canadian Stage is one of Canada’s leading not-for-profit contemporary theatre companies.

What: A one-of-a-kind fundraising gala! There will be interactive events, live musical guests, culinary delights and cocktails! Yum!

Who: Curators include Allan Hawco (actor), Evan Biddell (designer), Charles Pachter (very cool contemporary artist), Weyni Mengesha (director/dramaturge), Tyrone ‘T-RexXx” Edwards (host of RapCity & half of team 1 Love TO), and more!

When: Friday, May 13 from 8 p.m. until 1 a.m.

Where: One King West, 1 King St. W., Toronto

We have graciously been given one pair of tickets for YOU valued at $180! Wow!

To win leave a comment & tweet the following for your chance to WIN two tickets.

“Dear Miss @casiestewart, I’d like to go to unScripted: Opening Night presented by @canadianstage”

Good luck!
xo Kate

yesterday on twitter, this happened:

you can’t start a fire without a spark

You get older every day, here’s to a new year! Exciting!

Celebrate Sister! She came and helped mama clean her room. Best. Present. Ever!

Oh, Tower. Love shots from this spot in the park. So fun.

Thank you for the pretty flowers my friends. ILU.

Special number is 8 ( 4 and 2 also).

An interesting sight to see! There’s always something going on down by the bay lake.

Keri is my BFF (her blog) and she is the best bff everrr. She got me a few goodies including a balloons & a water gun!

Gun is for glitter water. BEWARE. Gllitter tissue paper! Weeeeee.

This special guy & roll on glitter too. It’s about to get serious.

Wore a vest Mum made out for dinner last night. We went to O NOIR. This crazy awesome resto where you dine in the dark.

I’m talking 100% pitch black where the servers are BLIND. It was really fun. The food was good, best part was the experience. I could not see a thing.  All of a sudden your other senses became so important; touch, taste, hearing, smell. I suggest going with someone you already know/like.

Start this at 1:20. So good.

8 roses for a special lady born on May 8th. Thank you 🙂

New graffiti since yesterday.

Remember: You are younger today than you will ever be.

Calling all creative minds!

Here’s what’s up. I like it when awesome things happen to awesome people. Here’s an awesome opportunity for all you creative types out there!

Air Canada has just announced it’s fifth annual enRoute Film Festival! And they’re on the hunt for submissions!

Reasons why you should start writing up a script this second?
a) The winner of Best Short Film gets $5,000!
b) You can also win awards in Achievement in Direction, Achievement in Cinematography, and Achievement in Animation!
c) All winners get to go to the Clermont-Ferrand International Short Film Festival in France!
d) Past jury members have included Alan Cumming and Dan Aykroyd!
e) Select films will be added to the Air Canada entertainment line-up! Millions of people could be watching your film on a plane in the sky!

So what are you waiting for?! Submissions are being accepted until May 31st! Enter away!

I expect all of you to be famous by next year.

xo Kate

Dear Mum,

I didn’t see you on Skype so I am writing to you here. I know as soon as you get internet on the boat, this is where you go. I want to wish you a Happy Mother’s Day, this year, it’s that special one we share. I wish that I could hug you today.

Jenie is on her way over now & we’re gonna cheers to you. Thank you for encouraging me to be unique, to make my own path & leave a trail and for supporting me in all I do.

You truly are an amazing human being. I love you.

A Little History on How I Got Here

I woke up this morning determined to find my hot pink photo album and bring back some memories. I didn’t find it but I did come across a bunch of things that made me feel fond about friends, happy about starting a new year and proud of things I’ve done. This was me at Mum’s house on my 21st birthday, eight years ago.

This was me at Mum’s house on my 21st birthday, eight years ago.

A few months after that photo I shipped off to Australia for university. This was right before the airport, my family. There was a time where I thought I’d never get Mum & Dad together for a photo but such is no longer the case. I grew up so much that year I was away.

This was at The Moose in Kitchener (anyone from there will recognize it!) the day I got back from Aus. I was so tiny, all my friends were like “where did your boobs go?”.  I left at about 125lb and came back barely 100. Living at the beach is a great diet.

I figure today, my birthday is as good of a day as any to share some memories of where I came from/how I got here. One thing that always changes, is my hairstyle. I’ve had so many colours. Teen model.

That was not the end of teen modeling. Oh no, there was much more.

And more.

After I won this pageant I did all kinds of fashion shows. It was really fun to be honest. I got lots of practice being in front of the camera, walking on stage and it introduced me to some people at Gap where I got my first ever real job.

I had braces for about two years in high school. This was during my Gap days. I loved the 50% discount and used to wear Gap Kids all the time. I still like Gap, always will I reckon.

I went through a stage where I used to get braids all the time. Our friend Hannan “Handy Hannah” would come over and do it for us. It kills your head. I also used to wear hemp necklaces. I even made a few.

See that photo in the background? Cover of the Toronto Sun Oct/Nov 2001. It spells “RON!”, I’m the ‘O’.

I got called for the shoot when Ron was gonna leave CBC & hockey night in Canada over something. I didn’t know who Ron McLean was until that day. I’d been stung by a bee on my elbow right before my driver picked me up. It KILLED. I took a town car to the Toronto Sun office from Cambridge.

I had CARPE DIEM in my room for years. Biz card is from Want Boutique in Toronto. Used to take day trips to the city with Dad and his GF. We’d always go into Want and pick out something for ourselves. I love shopping with Dad.

In highschool, my room was painted purple after it had been covered in Sharpie by every person who ever came over to hang out. My house was somewhat of a party house place where the kids could hang. I loved Britney Spears too.

I loved Britney Spears too. Still do.

We took a road trip near Chicago one summer to visit Luke. He was playing baseball there. I wonder if I will ever go dark hair again. I look like a totally different person with dark hair.

One summer I got my wisdom teeth out. It was hilarious. My cheeks were HUGE!

Jenie & I at the batch in New Zealand on the sheep farm riding Uncle Jimmy’s tractor. When people ask where I see myself in five years, I often say here. Away from everything.

Massive seals behind us here, that’s Lisa my cuz in the red with my sister. She’s Maori but her Dad is Mum’s twin bro so they kinda look alike. She’s grown up/married now. All my cousins are, Jenie & I are the lone rangers.

Remember this? Jays won the World Series. Mum took us out of school and we came to Toronto for the day. She never wanted us to miss out on big events.

Oh man, this one time in Australia I made Cheryl and I these ghost costumes. We were trying to eat KFC without taking them off. The thing was, in Australia they don’t really celebrate Halloween so when we walked around like this ‘Ghost’ wasn’t the first thing that came to mind. Eh, whoops!

Cheryl is getting married in two weeks. Ah, I can’t believe it! I used to wear coloured contacts too BTW.

Summer – what am I drinking, Mike’s Hard? Ew.

In 2006 we wore the cutest outfits to Pride. Jenie, Randy & I were on a BPM, CP24, and a whole bunch of other places. I googled for the next two weeks and kept finding photos of us showing up all around the world, mostly in Asia. Always dress cute/sexy when you go to Pride.

I used to go to rock shows more often. Kory is my partner in crime for that, she’s always got the pulse on what/where good bands are playing. She’s coming from out West to visit soon & her BF is playing Horseshoe. Will keep you posted ok.

Jenie had dark black hair for about two years. It looked so good one her. Gay – dark again?

LB – Lisa Baker was my bestie growing up. We made friends in grade one and hung out 27/4 as kids. Riding bikes, chasing boys. Think the movie Now & Then, that’s us. She just left me a real cute VM. ILU!

One year I attended the Fashion Cares Gala with some colleagues. My first job in Toronto & out of uni was at YM Inc. I thought I wanted to be in the fashion industry for a major retailer, I was wrong. I started my blog that same year.

One of the girls who became my BFFF at that job was Rayanne. She also helped by get my URL and I bought that baby for 10 years. Thanks Rayanne!

Ok, now some love for my Mama. She brough me into this world and encouraged me ever single day to be myself and follow my dreams.

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Mum, you are so cool. Happy Mothers Day! You are a constant inspiration.

Thank you for the birthday wishes friends. I’m happy & blessed to be surrounded by awesome people. I’m excited for the next year and every year thereafter! Last year I achieved goals & accomplished things, at times, I only believed were a dream. I’m ready to make more dreams come true this year! Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

P.S. How nice is this!