if you have known me for a long time…

you know what this means

My boyfriends back and we’re gonna be in trouble. Hey la day laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my boyfriends BACK! If I were you I’d take a permanent vacation. Hey la hahahahahahahahaaaaa! Hailwood SS2011 jumper from New Zealand Fashion Week. Thanks ADRIAN!! LIL’ WAYNER. Cash money. Happy Saturday. I’m gonna make some more blood now and put it on my face. Bye 🙂

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make me feel like i’m the only girl in the world

Look what I got yesterday. MOHAWK!!!! Today I am so fully excited about life and working on some totally wicked ass shit. On Oct. 29th Ill be at Tequila Bookworm for People Downtown‘s monthly awesome Halloween blood bath. Costumes mandatory. Deets here. On the 31st, as your Toronto Virgin America Provocateur I’ll be at a secret location for a VERY exclusive and intmate Broken Social Scene Show. It is gonna be off the chains good. I’m working on the BLOG PARTY OF THE DECADE on November 11th for Raymi the Minx. If you, your company or your agency want to get in on advertising, contributing to swag bags or attending as media, get at me [email protected]. Prime coolness demographic in attendance. Ok, mama gots to get to twerk. HAPPY FRIDAY!

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mum, lost you on skype so here is my trip to SF ♥ xo

After I checked into my hotel, Doubletree where they have fantastic and fresh cookies ready for you. If you ask at the counter they will give you more. I was starving at the time to I had three then felt bloated and gross. My room was freezing so I decided to do what I usually do when I first get to my hotel room adn jump on the bed. You must be careful not to hit head on ceiling as you may die. I am a professional as you can see here. (My love for animated gifs has resurfaced as you may have noticed) Worked up quite a sweat there and decided to get cleaned up and venture downtown. I love being all alone in a new city. Exploring is fun. I would make an ok explorer, I like to snoop around but I like even more when I have a handsome guided escort who knows cool places where locals hang. I rode the BART (SF version of TTC) and got off here in the heart of the action. I didn’t do much shopping. To be honest, I’m not much of a shopper. I like clothes and stuff but have so many that it’s retarted for me to go buy a heap of things. I like to pick up something special for myself though. My SF souvineer, this badass baby. Don’ mess wit mama cause if I punch you, you will know who hit ‘ya. My tattoo needs to get redone. Blue/orange, so faded. I did not know they had Westfield Malls in the US. I though they were only in Australia & NZ. Sheesh, I really need to travel more. Stopped in for a snoop around, got bored  after 10 minutes. This GAP is a flagship store. One I…

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FAST AND HIGH: 607mph & over 39,000ft.

Hey y’all! So flying Virgin America is pretty dang sweet. I’ve uploaded a bunch of photos from my ime in SF and I really loved it there. I’ve got a bunch of stuff to check out next trip. My next VX adventure is December 1st to Dallas, Texas. Pretty excited about that cause I looooove the accent and have a thing for coyboys. We are descending now! Catch you bacn in YYZ!

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you are only as awesome as the chances you take

Just arrived at the Virgin America office. Today is gong to be awesome. Poker Face just came on the radio. Love it.  Yesterday was great. I covered the whole city of San Fran. So many photos and things to share. Big thanks to my boy Rahim aka @funkstop for taking me to heaps of cool places. Y’all have to wait till lata to get the deets. I got a big day ahead! Love you. Byeeeeeeee! xo

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it’s quite warm here in sunny california

Hey look, it’s me your fav little blogging munchkin’ baberoo. This is me at SFO airport about 45 mins an hour ago. SFO, it’s quite nice for an airport. I’m at the hotel now soaking up some free internet before I attenpt to tackle the Golden Gate Bridge and go see the home of Michelle, Steph and DJ Tanner. I meet Virgin America tomorrow so today is all MINE. MINE! Ok listen up… I have something for you…wanna come to a party with me on Saturday? You MUST be AT LEAST 19 and you must be cool. I have two special tickets with some hot young hipster’ who likes vodka’s name on them. The band USS is headlining with a couple other guests. If you like music & boooooze this is your cup of tea! Tickets are courtesy of Smirnoff Canada and the Smirnoff Nightlife Exchange Project so you gotta show them and me some serious love aiiight. How do you win? Hmmm, why should I pick you? What will you do for me? Lets see if anyone is creative and start there. Comment away!! FYI: THIS PARTY COMES WITH A WARNING LABEL> YOU WILL GET CRUNK. Saturday, October 23rd. Doors open at 9pm Courthouse – 57 Adelaide St. East Facebook.com/SmirnoffCanada for more details

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