bloody hangnail!!!!

Last night my sister and I were thinking how annoying it is to have a hangnail. Especially when you accidentally cut your own self with your own hang nail. The worst case scenario would be if you cut your own face. Thus, the following sketch was inspired…

nice…um, chest.

I like it very much so.

More and More on the Redness

The Red String protects us from the influences of the Evil Eye. Evil eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us. Envious eyes and looks of ill will affect us, stopping us from realizing our full potential in every area of our life.[more]

HOW TO: Have someone you love to tie the Red String to your left wrist. First, have them tie the string closely around your wrist with a simple knot. Repeat by knotting the string six more times for a total of seven knots. Now make a promise to yourself that you will refrain from negative thoughts or talk about others. This harmful behavior will interfere with your effort to gain personal fulfillment and protection. Then have the person finish by saying the Ben Porat Prayer (read from right to left) which prevents others from giving us the evil eye.[more]

holiday spirit?

Mine seems to have slipped out of my soul this year for the first time in my life. I’m heading home to see my family on the Eve and back on Boxing day. I’ll be at DeeJayScootz party downtown on the West side on Boxing Day. Not too much planned otherwise. This weather makes me want to stay inside where is is warm in my condo with my nice big TV, lots of movies, my man, friends and just a few other things. I bought a box of turtles last night and they are almost gone, I only shared a few. I’ve been sketching lots of stuff the past week that will soon be on borderline artistic so keep ya eyes peeled!!

eight crazy nights

its that time of year again…

The cards for the holidays on someecards.com are a total riot. This one is not so funny but touches on an important point. Many people spell is differently, however, its really the same.
This one on postsecret is more heart warming.

she looking better for sure

If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s a link to Amy’s topless dance that seems to be all over the place. Not really that exciting however it is great for her cracked out ass to be putting on some pounds this holiday season. Hopefully she sticks to weed cause crack is whack.

full vintage girl

I found something cool as I was looking for inspiration in photos of vintage girls. I came across this cool babe from Fullerton Vintage, a motorscooter shop in the OC. I have always wanted a scooter. I’d like if Dad could build something rad for me! My Dad builds hot rods and cool stuff.

where is drew carey anyways?

he is so funny.

I’m watching “Who’s Line is it Anyway?” and the snow has finally settled down for the night. This this the best show, it is genius, simple, whitty, fun and smart. It makes me laugh so fucking hard.

I like the games they play.
I think they are fun.
This is my favorite part:

“everything is made up and the points don’t matter”

pants off party

My invite is on its way I guess…

“I have a Jager machine in my bus and one in the dressing room. I also have a new dressing-room rule, which I started over the summer: You must remove one article of clothing- your pants, your top- ore else you are not allowed in my dressing room. So in order to come back and dance and party you gotta take off some clothing. That gets the fucking party started so quick. Everyone’s walking around topless, and shit’s going, music’s bumping, girls are dancing on the table, and you’re like, Okay this is perfect.”

Tommy Lee tells the new issue of Playboy

thanks betsy

My darling love, Ms. Betsy J. is planning a limited-edition design collaboration with an undisclosed retailer. Yahooooooooooooooooo! She’s reducing costs on her next runway show and creating a recession proof line of clothes that are more affordable for kids like us.