voila! virtual me:

i made a virtual me on the H&M website.
i tried on a bunch of outfits right from my desk.
it was hot.
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i didnt buy anything and i left everything in the changeroom for the worker to clean up.
aaaaaaaaaaahaha.
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you’re a little weezer

last night my friend played an acoustic weezer concert for me.
it was so great.
it was almost as good as if the weeze boys were playing just for me.
i loved it.

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natalie dee said it:

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssheeeep.

ok, i’m from new zealand.
i love sheep.
yes, i have sheep farmers in my family.
but honestly, i don’t know any sheep fuckers.
the joke is OVER now.

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tim hortons, goshdarnit, will these girls ever take a damn hint?

roxy likes her coffee srirred
but the timmy’s girls just dont get it
so roxy stirs her coffee
she leaves the stick there on the counter
for the girls to clean up.
if they would just stir the damn thing, we wouldn’t have to blog about it.

geeeez. who trains those sheep anyways?

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ian is great.

ian likes coffee and so do i.
we go for lunch and get one everyday.
we are cool.

look at ian with his coffee. don’t you wish you were as cool as us?
…………yeah!!!!!!!!!!

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do you love my new dress?

this is a broc. dress, one of a kind.
i got it at the market.
it is so pretty!!

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my girl roxy is soo cool.
she comes over to my desk and has dance parties with me for a break.
she can dance so good, she has wikked moves dude.
she is shown here doing the famous ‘simple life dance’.

sana saaa sana saaaaa sana saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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casie stewart is so cool

roxy my friend drew this beautiful photo of me.

She thinks I am so cool that I can make your Nona’s Mou Mou look cool.
Thats HOT!
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Winter Bluesy

Sitting here feeling warm
Watching the sun shine on my arm
Without a job I have more time
The cost is starting to cross the line
Do the chores clean the house,
This place is quiet as a mouse!
The snow is melting outside the door
As winter passes like the year before.
Many changes the year has brought
Many lessons have been taught.
Back to the kitchen to make a meal,
Wearing an apron & stiletto heels

12/5/2005 12:36 PM

Watch for Starlet

Young and beautiful
Smart and cute
Sneaky and coy
Outgoing and obvious
Polite and honest
Soft and subtle
Wiling and able
Young and foolish

Watch for signs
Lying and deceiving
Heartless and cold
Thoughtless and rude
Sluttish and bitchy

Here and there,
Sometimes like you.