True Dat Palin!

Oh snap! This one is bad. lol

“The overall teen birth rate rose slightly in 2006 after steadily declining since 1991, according to the latest figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The report shows the birth rate for teenagers ages 15-19 rose 3 percent between 2005 and 2006.

That translates to 41.9 births per 1,000 in 2006, a decline of 34 percent from the all-time high of 61.8 births per 1,000 in 1991.”It’s way too early to know if this is the start of a new trend,” Stephanie Ventura, head of the Reproductive Statistics Branch at CDC, said in a prepared statement. “But given the long-term progress we’ve witnessed, this change is notable.”

Danger in the Workplace #2

Bigfoot’s Erotic Adventures

They do look like Nards

Want a chup bro? I’m beached bro! Beached as.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Fingers than MINE!

Touched for the Very First Time

I wish you were still making jokes. You were my favorite!

I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘what?’ and turn my head slightly.

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Before You Hired my Ass