Too Sexy

beach sanctuary
scenery socially sexually
each shoulder lies next to me
and all the lassies in the land
never match her tiny hand
she seduces me so sensually
and i wanna taste her
oct.15.2008

Wrap you Up in Bacon

Yesterday I was in Kensington and walked past and interesting art project. It was a tree standing tall and alone dressed in meat. In the middle of the tree was a nest made of real fish and contained what looked like an egg that was made out of meat also. The crew around the tree with a camera were capturing the reaction of people to the art installation. I peeked into the nest to snap a photo and just about fell into the thing. The meat looked quite gross but I really could appreciate the time it took and art concept. I must say I have never seen something of that sort. I do not recommend touching it as I kinda find it disgusting, as you would, but I do recommend passing through Kensington and checking it out. The artist close to remain anonymous.Was a nice sunny day yesterday, maybe it’s cooked now!

Yesterday, I was vintage.

I totally had the raddest day yesterday. I had brekky at Niche with Simon and talked about the Internet. I met Charlie near Bellwoods and passed by Ella’s for a latte and Apt. 909 to check out some vintage stuff. I love that shop so very much. I’d tell more about about how great it is and where and such but I wanna keep all the clothes in the shop for myself, really. We strolled around Kensington and went to book shops. I got a few jems for the day including these glasses and a scarf that is all the colours vintage really is. I bought it because Charlie said that when he sees it he is reminded of vintage and that it was classic. Obvi, I agreed.

Kills today…………..??!!

I don’t have any Zobie makeup.
Maybe they will have some at the park for me to put on??

My Old Homey

I went to university in Australia and I lived at Bondi Beach. It is the most fabulous place that I ever had the chance of living. While I was there I surfed, played in the sand, and every once in a while, attended classes at my uni in Sydney. Something that really and truly made it so wonderful is the people that i was there with and the people whom I met along my travels. One morning at about 7am I was dragging my feet through the crystal clear water feeling the sun shine on my face, wrote my favorite poem. It goes a little something like this…

As the waves crashed on the shore,
the wind washed them away.

And as I walked along the sand,

I felt I could not stray.

For I was walking towards the sun,
and it was a brand new day.
– Casie Stewart, 2004

How Fucking True is Dat

My friend Matt posted this today. Its from Liquor Land in Australia, how lovely and true that they put that on a bag as the Christmas greeting. Just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Have you had lunch yet? or you could say….

i made this for you my pretty

I would still feed you and kiss you and love you. I just wanna keep you all to my little self forever and ever. Our friends could still come over and visit. I’d let you have beers. I would feed you with a spoon and buy you nice presents. Maybe, just maybe I would take you for a walk into town so people can know you are still alive and well and that I love you. ♥xo

She damn well knows.

“I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time.”

Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon

Katy Perry kissed…..the floor :(

First she DOVE into the cake…
Whoopsey bumkin! Little darling slipped on the icing.
Oh. She’s got a cute little bum though and love the outfit. I would TOTALLY, TOTALLY, love to jump in a cake like that.