if you’re happy and you know it # i need to write a short bio. wanna help? # omg love you Mum! Skype is the best. They are on a boat and I am clearly excited. http://post.ly/sBIj # On skype with Mum from her boat somewhere Taddoussac River outside Quebec. So neat. They saw Beluga whales today. Mum said it’s is like NZ. # proudly not watching #bachelorpad # drum circle babe. calling. # Check out our #SXSWi panel feat @unmarketing @thatericalper @Kathy_Valentine & me! Yahooots http://bit.ly/dxhCzL # okok there are a bunchof brunettes # Most the bloggers I know are blonde. Who are the brunettes? # Where do you get your sunglasses? They’re cool. — Kensington Market & vintage shops all over the place. http://4ms.me/94Vomg # how soon could you travel on a moment’s notice? — Soon as I get a ticket via email. http://4ms.me/9K5kqm # what is your favorite store to shop at lately? — Apt. 909 Vintage or CTS. http://4ms.me/aPwf0f # Photo: these guys are gonna get older and i’m looking forward to meeting them later. http://tumblr.com/xmjfyeb8z # RE: @rlangdon The music was really good too.Rock the dance floor baby! http://disq.us/kjgwx # I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. #MitchHedberg # I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. #MitchHedberg # A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg #

Animals! RT @jane_bot: Your mom’s tits are handing out free samples. http://twitpic.com/2esl7o # Its huuuuuge! RT @faris: Hooray! The Giant World War II is over! http://tweetphoto.com/39002880 # Lords of Dogtown on IFC. Love this movie “who wants a free surfboarrrrrrrd?” # Photo: this is neat (via waaallisonthirteen) http://tumblr.com/xmjfrsios # Photo: there are so many nice pictures of her. love it. (via whatcourtneyworetoday) http://tumblr.com/xmjfrridn # Next weekend i’ll be at Bud Camp. It just sunk in. I should detox till then I reckon. # Photo: i should learn to play guitar. hot babe teachers apply. (via fashionfever) http://tumblr.com/xmjfrh8wp # does your gramma have an old fur jacket? cause i need it. # i was here!! http://bit.ly/bCSq9u #babe # met some fans last night. they were really excited to meet me. then i got excited too. it was great. # please come clean my room. i will pay you in blog tips & skills or awesomism. # nice saturday reading here hehe http://jamesdeenblog.com # i love you. # RE: @webdesigniinc that’s a great idea. http://disq.us/kdy2y # RE: @AndrewFstewart Stunning! http://disq.us/kdy2n # RE: @MichaelNus nice junk. http://disq.us/kdy2c # Love this photo > Me and @randeepk (#broforce east) #scottpilgrim afterparty http://tweetphoto.com/38802722 /via @MichaelNus #

Sexy beards & babes (@ INQ Vice Event! w/ @j_lab) http://4sq.com/9zs56H # When I'm on my way to a party and I see people out exercising I think 'nice'. # ha! @JohnInToronto my head is a party hat! # go go gadget outfit. # tamil lyger # omg just saw a donut burger on Globan news – Krispy Kreme w/ a meat patty. Zomg fatgasm. # Going on the #BudCamp bus with 30 Bud girls next Friday morning. I'm jealous of myself right now. # i'm going to be a meteor shower when i grow up. # Open roof film fest w/ @crystalgibson then meeting @michaelnus @kylerehling & heading to @INQMobile donut party. Woot. Look the eff out. # OMG. Nicest thing everrrr. RT @stephwashere: I wanna be like @casiestewart when I grow up. # i love you guys, you make me happy & feel good. # my ringtone is bad romance. what's yours? # i need a new tattoo artist. mine shipped out to BC to be a hippy. # beckham should just model now. he's the best when he just stands there & makes a sexy face. # yes, i know it's not friday. # you guys know about @shopmyclothes? pretty neat site. picking up new digs tomorrow. stay tuned! #followfriday # doododododo dee dada. # Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Imma see if I can sneak in a tattoo 🙂 # i have a feeling tonight;s event might turn in to a shit show. i'm feeling roudy. # who's going to #BudCamp # Did I mention I'm in a contest with @VirginAtlantic & could use your votes? T-19 Days! http://bit.ly/cPTRTt # oh galen weston, you are so cute in those close to home commercials. # i lost 80 pounds with slimband too. ok no i didn't. #…

I was a 3rd grade unicorn. /via @wafflesgirls # Any of my followers in the GTA have #iPad #039;s? I have some screen protectors and skins to giveaway. Hit me up for info /via @cellguru # RE: @photojunkie awesome. stared at this for a while. i like. http://disq.us/k5xxg # Summer fun my friends. RSVP: Aug. 23 @tweetgasmTO http://bit.ly/cRBe7b & Aug. 26 #GenYTO http://bit.ly/9qeZHu # blog makeover show? # Nice phone… http://tumblr.com/xmjfj6ki1 # Photo: tumblr love. http://tumblr.com/xmjfj5pa6 # Photo: i see you http://tumblr.com/xmjfj3umt # Photo: suicideblonde:Rihanna photographed by Ellen von Unwerth http://tumblr.com/xmjfj3h49 # do we know what RiRi got tattooed yet? # Photo: pjpanoramas: Toronto Eaton Centre Apple Store. iPhone 4 line, days after launch. http://tumblr.com/xmjfj1x2v # “I believe in my heart that @LadyGaGa is going to positively help shift the world for the better. She is…” http://tumblr.com/xmjfj1z1l # dying w/ laughter reading @raymitheminx blog today. she is so funny “photos don’t take them fucking selves you know.” http://bit.ly/G2laf # oh snap, y’all know whoa time it is. # Tell me … how many lights do you see. — It’s so dark in here. http://4ms.me/bbZWDM # Is Tim Deegan as useless as he seems? Like, he is the worst. — He’s pretty cute. http://4ms.me/cVkFTP # Staff at this branch are the best. Srsly. (@ CIBC) http://4sq.com/d0U14t # Photo: jeopardy + snoop (via polkaroo) http://tumblr.com/xmjfirm2s # OMG Len, amazing. RT @LenCervantes: @polkaroo! like my halloween costume? http://twitpic.com/2ds73p # ME TOO! RT @erin_bury: Tomorrow night I’m going to a party with a donut wall. So…yeah. Pretty excited. @INQMobile http://ow.ly/2mVjx # if you are not following @brundle_fly, you really need to. he is awesome and his avatar today melts my heart. # it’s like real hot out today. love it. # Do what she says!! NOW!! RT @raymitheminx: vote for waste case! http://bit.ly/cPTRTt #…