First she DOVE into the cake… Whoopsey bumkin! Little darling slipped on the icing. Oh. She’s got a cute little bum though and love the outfit. I would TOTALLY, TOTALLY, love to jump in a cake like that.

The Love A courtship started with a midnight kiss, You touched the heart in me like an old French love song Waking to the morning sun, your arms around me tight, You set my soul on fire; you make things look bright We shine, a glimpse, O’ what life could be! Laughter, love, a passionate tale… My reflection in the mirror, yet I see you there? Full of greatness, it’s you, I love me. As the days go by, somehow I know, Over the rainbow, my gold, You’ll be there.

I did a stint as a Tab girl briefly for Coca-Cola

Shit. I know enough girls that have said this exact thing to me time after time. Some, in the past have even become almost obsessed with dating Jewish guys. I had my stage, but like, I’m over it.