don’t test me in the most annoying competition.
Stuck at airport family with bunch of kids behind us. They are annoying.
Update: Erica Ehm and the mommy bloggers went to TOWN on giving me hell for this post. Thanks for the hits and personal attacks. I was stuck in an airport and these parents from Florida let their kids run ALL OVER THE PLACE. Who does that? I wasn’t attacking ‘every parent’.
Check out this little blurb in the HUffPo, I’m sure I inspired it:
“But should you find yourself in the presence of a family, try to avoid behaving like this girl. I’m thinking of bookmarking her site to show my daughter an example of how not to act in public. The tight close-ups of her sun-damaged face making rude expressions about a family committing such atrocities as wondering where they’ve put their boarding passes and worrying about running out of diapers during a delay do a disservice to urban hipster doofuses everywhere.
Corinne McDermott is the founder of Have Baby Will Travel – your online guide for travel with babies, toddlers & young children.
Hey, why don’t you show your daughter my site? And also the amazing things I’ve done? Then show her what you wrote about me and explain that?
Original blog post images have been removed because those Mommy bloggers bullied me and I couldn’t handle it anymore. WHAT KIND OF MOMS DO THAT, HUH?
I’ve decided to be annoying too. I’m using three outlets, ahem…airport asshole. Please don’t be offended by this post if you have kids. My parents used to travel with me heaps as a kid. If anything, feel sorry for me! I am a terribly creative person trapped in an airport with a bunch of misbehaved rascals. They are running all around the place, being loud, can’t hear the announcements, and the parents aren’t doing a thing!
“I’m gonna run out of diapers”
“this is why I never travel with kids” (the Mum said that)
“who has the boarding passes” (get it together! these are your kids people!)
“we got a connection, now we gon’ miss it” (everyone is missing connections)
HEY LOUD TALKER. (posted videos about ‘loud talkers’ here and here)
“will they hold our flight?” (no, they don’t even really do that for celebrities! duh)
Oh great, now we’re boarding. Thank god. See you in Atlanta. Serious thunderstorm happening there. Love you byeeeeeeeeeee.
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a good team is a family, a family is a team – Kyle Benjamin
Dad loves racing so to be working with a race car driver is pretty neat. Especially an epic, race winning child prodigy one.
Sky & I were twerkin’ hard in the office aka the rig. She is 11.
We were tweeting our hearts out during the bike race portion. She is a riot. RA RA RIOT.
I was telling Kyle how he’s gonna have ladies all ova’ him. He’s so dang cute. Any of you out there 13ish? He’s single.
Gettin’ ready. Talladega styles.
Race time. Team #71.
Was a totally crazy race. Started with 25 drivers, finished with 16ish. About 20 cautions, three ambo’s. This one went straight to hospital, back injury. Hope you’re ok man.
Waiting for the track to be cleared then take a few laps to warm up the tires.
(Get’s easily distracted) HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
What a winner this stud. Kyle took 3rd. Nice one buddy!
Kyle loves Gatorade. (wink wink nudge nudge)
Sky, you are the cutest ever.
Check those tire marks from racers bumpin’ him. Bump & grind fo’ realz
His shirt was actually soaking wet. We were laughing. Dang hot drivin’ them cars. (Clearly I’ve been in the South, I’m typing with an accent.)
Impressed with how well spoken you are Kyle. Nice twerk. Good interview.
Night was fun. Brekky & travel home tomorrow. I miss my own bed. I like being away but I love coming home. Next trip is Boston in July. Next week is busy with NXNE (music & interactive), MMVAs & more. Gonna be real fun. Have an awesome day 🙂
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he can drive better than all y’all
* worst screen grab ever. YouTube you are assholes, let me upload a photo please!
I was in Florida to meet Kyle’s race team & family to chat about his personal brand. He’s a totally awesome kid who is racing against people twice his age and winning. Started Kyle’s Twitter today, follow him. He’s gonna be a star @kylebenjamin71.
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yesterday on twitter, this happened:
New BFF Sky & I car danced like crazy. It was awesome.
Sky got twitter today and loves it. She is 11. Follow @skybenjamin.
- I could never be Mum to a race car driver. I’m having heart attack watching @kylebenjamin71. #
- This is really intense @skybenjamin @kylebanjamin71! Aaaah (@ The Pits At 5 Flags Speedway) http://4sq.com/jD5ViG #
- All you @kylebenjamin71! Your cheering section is rrrrrrrready! Cc @skybenjamin @ChantelleDay #
- Who makes their Dad carry their bike? I don’t care if you are 10 haha #
- Omg gonna be some more wreckage. These kids racing bikes before cars. So funny/cute/hilarious. LOLing so hard w/ @skybenjamin. #
- OH “I could run beside these kids” haha @skybenjamin #
- My new #BFF @skybenjamin. Live tweeting the races w/ her tonight. #
- Kids racing, mayjah wreckage RT @skybenjamin: wreck in turn 1 #
- Where’s ma chils support @Shashena @shawnhawaii! Haha #triangle #
- Its ok @kevinkvs, they’re just tshirt babies. #
- #ff @shawnhawaii my baby daddy to #triangle & Eviana #
- #ff @KeriBlog – bff & blog babe who makes videos & teaches me spy skillz #
- #ff @kylebenjamin71 – 13 year old who can drive better than all of you. #71 #
- watching qualifying times w/ @chantelleday & @kylebenjamin71 http://twitpic.com/59rrx2 #
- I really should have watched Taladega Nights before coming to this. http://twitpic.com/59rrlx #
- Awesome qualifying time @kylebenjamin71! Killllll it tonight #
- Mmmmm RT @erinbury: This is AMAZING. RT @unbrelievable: Bored of plain old lorem ipsum? Try Bacon Ipsum! http://baconipsum.com/ #
- Hacking wifi networks w/ an 11y.o. #
- In the rig @ race w/ internet, cable, xbox, AC. @chantelleday playing COD w/ #kylebenjamin http://twitpic.com/59p6tx #
- No @raymitheminx, not at all. I mean you might get perks or be seen as ‘influential’ on a specific topic. Cc @klout #
- Race day! #kylebenjamin #71 (@ 5 Flags Speedway) http://4sq.com/mOpEV8 #
- Hmm, nothin’ @raymitheminx, maybe they give you some perks or you make top 150 in the city list 🙂 #
- Photo: beach hotties from this AM @ Pensacola Beach http://tumblr.com/xmj2xpjqp6 #
- Photo: OMFG WANT THIS FOR ANDY! peetypassion: http://tumblr.com/xmj2xphglo #
- Photo: http://tumblr.com/xmj2xpfssw #
- Photo: reality. http://tumblr.com/xmj2xpdkye #
- i hope this is true… http://t.co/DMKKsp2 #
- yo girl, props! @laurenonizzle +K about social media on @klout http://t.co/sajMFbx #
- we like we like to party http://post.ly/2Bjjg #
- #MMVA Sunday night @ Velvet Underground…@ladystarlightNY! #casiegaga http://twitpic.com/59nxdo #
- Photo: last night i was flying in a comet! cc @chantelleday http://tumblr.com/xmj2xp229v #
- do people still look @ Alexa rankings? #
- Sent from Boston: Today’s #Boston Herald… #yocanada #canucks http://post.ly/2Bhqy #
- What’s for lunch? I’m hoping we go to Olive Garden! #
- Photo: › Lifes of grass by [Mathilde Roussel] http://tumblr.com/xmj2xm7fbn #
- Photo: yeah. you. http://tumblr.com/xmj2xm7d1f #
- Check this stud. My client, 13y.o Kyle Benjamin, race car driver 🙂 http://twitpic.com/59lkiu #
- blog: ride wit me http://t.co/PcU75t0 #bikes #beach #babes #
- my friend @mikesbloggity has a rad contest for two #westjet tix anywhere! http://t.co/w4yc9v7 #
- This > RT @unmarketing: For #FollowFriday suggest fewer people, with a reason to follow each. #FF #
- Vu deja – ever get the feeling this has never happened? > Holly @ #margaritaville Hahaha #
- Postcards sent! #
- Pensacola, FL on the Gulf Coast @nowever http://twitpic.com/59jlf0 #
- You are younger today than you will be again. Make the most of it! #tgif #
- There is no finish line. #
- Can’t get over the hotness. #babes #beach #
- Babe! RT @photojunkie: It’s #CRUSH time. To end of the week I share with you Jeremy Vandermeij aka @TweetgasmTO http://bit.ly/lusai9 #FF #
- Same RT @LisaTant: Note of caution. If you fly from Newark to Porter, likelihood of customs search = high. I’ve been pulled over every time. #
- Damn. Two hot cabana boys, mama in heaven. #margaritaville #
- Love you beaches, @wafflesgirls! #ff #
- Holy crap guys, hotel beach boy today is so hot. “Can you help me apply sun lotion” #babe #
- Free coffee in lobby 🙂 (@ Margaritaville Beach Hotel) [pic]: http://4sq.com/mQjkuL #
- Don’t forget it’s #BikiniFriday @ the office mama @itsbrownbarbie. Miss you xo http://twitpic.com/59j47x #
- Morning beaches!! http://twitpic.com/59j2n6 #
- the ocean is singing me a bedtime lullaby. night kids. love from florida xo #waves #
- i think i’m over you. #
- Mama has #NXNE #NXNEi Priority Pass 🙂 @raymitheminx lets party. #
- who is this gaga wannabe on Conan? #pushit #
- Photo: rarrrrrrrr http://tumblr.com/xmj2xgtqn8 #
- Photo: don’t ask me. http://tumblr.com/xmj2xgtm0c #
- Photo: why is music so important? http://tumblr.com/xmj2xgr5nu #
- Photo: why i don’t have BF. i’m grey cat not white. http://tumblr.com/xmj2xgq1h8 #
- working with this 13 year old prodigy http://t.co/uWXhMsa #
- after skinny dipping i had beer & cheetos. #lesexy #
- beer, pier. whatever. same. http://t.co/RywTklt #
- Skinny dipped! (@ Pensacola Beach) http://4sq.com/lUcLcG #
