don’t test me in the most annoying competition.

Stuck at airport family with bunch of kids behind us. They are annoying.

Update: Erica Ehm and the mommy bloggers went to TOWN on giving me hell for this post. Thanks for the hits and personal attacks. I was stuck in an airport and these parents from Florida let their kids run ALL OVER THE PLACE. Who does that? I wasn’t attacking ‘every parent’. 

Check out this little blurb in the HUffPo, I’m sure I inspired it:

“But should you find yourself in the presence of a family, try to avoid behaving like this girl. I’m thinking of bookmarking her site to show my daughter an example of how not to act in public. The tight close-ups of her sun-damaged face making rude expressions about a family committing such atrocities as wondering where they’ve put their boarding passes and worrying about running out of diapers during a delay do a disservice to urban hipster doofuses everywhere.

Corinne McDermott is the founder of Have Baby Will Travel – your online guide for travel with babies, toddlers & young children. 

Hey, why don’t you show your daughter my site? And also the amazing things I’ve done?  Then show her what you wrote about me and explain that?

Original blog post images have been removed because those Mommy bloggers bullied me and I couldn’t handle it anymore. WHAT KIND OF MOMS DO THAT, HUH?

I’ve decided to be annoying too. I’m using three outlets, ahem…airport asshole. Please don’t be offended by this post if you have kids. My parents used to travel with me heaps as a kid. If anything, feel sorry for me! I am a terribly creative person trapped in an airport with a bunch of misbehaved rascals. They are running all around the place, being loud, can’t hear the announcements, and the parents aren’t doing a thing!

“I’m gonna run out of diapers”

“this is why I never travel with kids” (the Mum said that)

“who has the boarding passes” (get it together! these are your kids people!)

“we got a connection, now we gon’ miss it” (everyone is missing connections)

HEY LOUD TALKER. (posted videos about ‘loud talkers’ here and here)

“will they hold our flight?” (no, they don’t even really do that for celebrities! duh)

Oh great, now we’re boarding. Thank god. See you in Atlanta. Serious thunderstorm happening there. Love you byeeeeeeeeeee.

 

 

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26 Comments

  1. mum
    June 11, 2011 / 8:29 pm

    Oh Casie, we travelled so much with you when you were little I am sure we probably annoyed some people too. But must admit, you were cute. Miss you.
    Lots of love mum xoxo

  2. June 12, 2011 / 9:58 am

    Saw you tweeting about this right next to this from @nerdist in my timeline: http://twitter.com/#!/nerdist/status/79622894514212864
    Was glad I wasn’t travelling!

  3. Two belt
    June 12, 2011 / 3:17 pm

    That would be some serious tan you’ve got there bacon.

  4. DW
    June 13, 2011 / 5:18 pm

    Come on mum, we weren’t annoying at all! 😉
    DW and “KC”… Cutest kid travelers ever!

  5. DW
    June 13, 2011 / 5:18 pm

    Come on mum, we weren’t annoying at all! 😉
    DW and “KC”… Cutest kid travelers ever!

  6. June 14, 2011 / 2:13 pm

    Wow, those are some hideous faces you’re making. Hope your face doesn’t freeze that way.

  7. mere mortal
    June 19, 2011 / 12:50 pm

    Well apparently there is no age limit on being a spoiled brat.

  8. Kendra0202
    June 19, 2011 / 11:19 pm

    Nah, I’m not offended by you because of anything having anything to do with kids. Three outlets? That has always bothered me way more than kids have. Yes, dear, it’s all about you.

  9. Ewankiss
    June 22, 2011 / 4:36 pm

    Dear Casie, You sound and look like a complete asshole. FYI, your post is going viral. Congrats.

  10. Ewankiss
    June 23, 2011 / 1:10 am

    Interesting how you’re censoring all the comments. You’re a legend in your own mind, lame-ass.

  11. Johnsmith
    June 23, 2011 / 11:13 am

    The world clearly revolves around you.  

  12. June 23, 2011 / 4:33 pm

    Really? You write a post that is filled with expletives, deranged and juvenile facial expressions and a f*ck you middle finger to boot and you’re surprised that mommy bloggers react negatively? By the way, I’m certain that the reaction is not so much to the content of your message but to your vitriolic, judgemental and infantile tone. 
    It’s time to grow up, Casie. Really interested in what happens to someone like you that lives their life in a constant state of delusional narcissism.  

    • June 23, 2011 / 4:40 pm

      omg. it was totally about being annoying. clearly it inspired lots of more annoying stuff. i’m not always like that. those kids were assholes and so were the parents. apparently so are you.

      • June 23, 2011 / 8:00 pm

        Name calling too! It’s amazing how you choose to act exactly like the “annoying” brats you seem to despise so much. Very sad. 

  13. Stringy
    June 23, 2011 / 11:32 pm

    Wondered if you knew your post was receiving NATIONAL attention in the US? http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2011/01/03/mother-almost-kicked-off-plane-for-using-car-seat/

  14. June 27, 2011 / 5:55 pm

    Bravo! I loved your post Cassie – I feel the same way myself sometimes! Screw the Mommy-bloggers and entitlement Daddies. God forbid someone doesn’t think their precious Snowflakes are the most special-est Snowflakes ever! 

    And talk about narcissism! Parents expect that everyone around them should cow-tow to them.  That we should sacrifice our comfort and well-being because they have kids. If that’s not narcissism, I don’t know what is!

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