Borrowed from my myspace blog and written in 2004. I had a bad house guest and was kinda bothered by it…
Thank you so much for coming. Let me take your coat. Would you like a drink?
You’re welcome and yes thank you so much for coming. Chat away. Smile, nod, agree, nod. Yes. No. Of course.
Now, are you hungry, should I make something? Another drink? You’re welcome.
Would you rather I take you out? Feed you. Bathe you. Tuck you in, in my warm little bed, and rock you baby, right to fucking sleep.
The sun rises yet you are not awake. You want coffee? You want breakfast? You want, and need, and need more wanting. Oh, yes it is lunch. Are you hungry now? Do you need something from me?
I want a fucking break. You need too much attention for my short attention span. Do you need to need me to do things all the time or can you do it your fucking self? Can you just go back home to your own house ?
You have overstayed your welcome. Yes. You’re welcome. Now go and make yourself a nice fucking day.
That's my husband, but I no other home to send him to. Okay, maybe he's not QUITE that bad. But it's pretty much like having a puppy…
AH! Drives me nuts. The worst is when a friend comes over and stays to long. It's like, ok gimme some space already and get your own lunch!
I used have this experience with house guests, until I started dating waitresses. You make “sacrifices” either way.
AH! Drives me nuts. The worst is when a friend comes over and stays to long. It's like, ok gimme some space already and get your own lunch!
I used have this experience with house guests, until I started dating waitresses. You make “sacrifices” either way.
what are you hinting at here i can’t figure it out
Awesome – my gf just went through this pain! Going to show her this.
A huge pet peeve!!
This was my mother to my sister.
kinda hard to tell eh haha