if you’re happy and you know it # i need to write a short bio. wanna help? # omg love you Mum! Skype is the best. They are on a boat and I am clearly excited. http://post.ly/sBIj # On skype with Mum from her boat somewhere Taddoussac River outside Quebec. So neat. They saw Beluga whales today. Mum said it’s is like NZ. # proudly not watching #bachelorpad # drum circle babe. calling. # Check out our #SXSWi panel feat @unmarketing @thatericalper @Kathy_Valentine & me! Yahooots http://bit.ly/dxhCzL # okok there are a bunchof brunettes # Most the bloggers I know are blonde. Who are the brunettes? # Where do you get your sunglasses? They’re cool. — Kensington Market & vintage shops all over the place. http://4ms.me/94Vomg # how soon could you travel on a moment’s notice? — Soon as I get a ticket via email. http://4ms.me/9K5kqm # what is your favorite store to shop at lately? — Apt. 909 Vintage or CTS. http://4ms.me/aPwf0f # Photo: these guys are gonna get older and i’m looking forward to meeting them later. http://tumblr.com/xmjfyeb8z # RE: @rlangdon The music was really good too.Rock the dance floor baby! http://disq.us/kjgwx # I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. #MitchHedberg # I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. #MitchHedberg # A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg #

Animals! RT @jane_bot: Your mom’s tits are handing out free samples. http://twitpic.com/2esl7o # Its huuuuuge! RT @faris: Hooray! The Giant World War II is over! http://tweetphoto.com/39002880 # Lords of Dogtown on IFC. Love this movie “who wants a free surfboarrrrrrrd?” # Photo: this is neat (via waaallisonthirteen) http://tumblr.com/xmjfrsios # Photo: there are so many nice pictures of her. love it. (via whatcourtneyworetoday) http://tumblr.com/xmjfrridn # Next weekend i’ll be at Bud Camp. It just sunk in. I should detox till then I reckon. # Photo: i should learn to play guitar. hot babe teachers apply. (via fashionfever) http://tumblr.com/xmjfrh8wp # does your gramma have an old fur jacket? cause i need it. # i was here!! http://bit.ly/bCSq9u #babe # met some fans last night. they were really excited to meet me. then i got excited too. it was great. # please come clean my room. i will pay you in blog tips & skills or awesomism. # nice saturday reading here hehe http://jamesdeenblog.com # i love you. # RE: @webdesigniinc that’s a great idea. http://disq.us/kdy2y # RE: @AndrewFstewart Stunning! http://disq.us/kdy2n # RE: @MichaelNus nice junk. http://disq.us/kdy2c # Love this photo > Me and @randeepk (#broforce east) #scottpilgrim afterparty http://tweetphoto.com/38802722 /via @MichaelNus #

Scott Pilgrim, love you. (@ Scotiabank Theatre w/ @dmrestivo @kyxer @rlangdon) http://4sq.com/6zQsBE # Ate 1/3 of popcorn, half mini eggs then totes dropped eggs on floor at seat. Don’t trip. The movie is just starting. #scottpilgrim # I need snack size like ACTUAL snack size, this movie theatre monster drink and popcorn do not go with my outfit at all. # Photo: everything was beautiful and nothing hurt (via fothermuckers) http://tumblr.com/xmjfp32ae # shit damn. #scottpilgrim #fridaythe13th # Photo: it really is beautiful: Niagara Falls, Canada -cityoflove http://tumblr.com/xmjfp2114 # Photo: A haiku from Tavi – tulletulle: http://tumblr.com/xmjfp1y2t # Photo: twilight #ftw haha http://tumblr.com/xmjfp1xum # My closet has a bed in it and a tv. I wish it would clean itself into a room. # Chrome, I like you. # Photo: like this shot via girlcrushing http://tumblr.com/xmjfp0v6y # Photo: › “Gucci Chuck Taylors with the dragon on the side.” – Push @howtotalktogirlsatparties: http://tumblr.com/xmjfp0u71 # Photo: i have dreams so vivid that i begin wondering if they in fact weren’t dream. but forgotten memories…. http://tumblr.com/xmjfp0tl2 # Photo: i feel this. (comicallyvintage:When scientists meet.) http://tumblr.com/xmjfp0dst # photo tagging on twitpic – new today? http://post.ly/rh8i # hipster hop hot shot @INQmobile, total babes: @crystalgibson & @michaelnus http://twitpic.com/2ef1ui # branding – another soldier down http://twitpic.com/2ef19j # men in black at the hop last night http://twitpic.com/2ef0v1 # Photo: http://tumblr.com/xmjfowenw # shopmyclothes: http://tumblr.com/xmjfow1l6 # #ff #youngandrestless #FTW – @luckypennydaily @mommydoings @jylui # it’s almost 4:20 do you know where your children are? # hey what time are we meeting for Scott Pilgrim tonight?? # OH: “i’m going to lite you on fire” @picard102 http://post.ly/rgGZ # Scott Pilgrim massive group geek date tonight #ftw #

Sexy beards & babes (@ INQ Vice Event! w/ @j_lab) http://4sq.com/9zs56H # When I'm on my way to a party and I see people out exercising I think 'nice'. # ha! @JohnInToronto my head is a party hat! # go go gadget outfit. # tamil lyger # omg just saw a donut burger on Globan news – Krispy Kreme w/ a meat patty. Zomg fatgasm. # Going on the #BudCamp bus with 30 Bud girls next Friday morning. I'm jealous of myself right now. # i'm going to be a meteor shower when i grow up. # Open roof film fest w/ @crystalgibson then meeting @michaelnus @kylerehling & heading to @INQMobile donut party. Woot. Look the eff out. # OMG. Nicest thing everrrr. RT @stephwashere: I wanna be like @casiestewart when I grow up. # i love you guys, you make me happy & feel good. # my ringtone is bad romance. what's yours? # i need a new tattoo artist. mine shipped out to BC to be a hippy. # beckham should just model now. he's the best when he just stands there & makes a sexy face. # yes, i know it's not friday. # you guys know about @shopmyclothes? pretty neat site. picking up new digs tomorrow. stay tuned! #followfriday # doododododo dee dada. # Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Imma see if I can sneak in a tattoo 🙂 # i have a feeling tonight;s event might turn in to a shit show. i'm feeling roudy. # who's going to #BudCamp # Did I mention I'm in a contest with @VirginAtlantic & could use your votes? T-19 Days! http://bit.ly/cPTRTt # oh galen weston, you are so cute in those close to home commercials. # i lost 80 pounds with slimband too. ok no i didn't. #…

I was a 3rd grade unicorn. /via @wafflesgirls # Any of my followers in the GTA have #iPad #039;s? I have some screen protectors and skins to giveaway. Hit me up for info /via @cellguru # RE: @photojunkie awesome. stared at this for a while. i like. http://disq.us/k5xxg # Summer fun my friends. RSVP: Aug. 23 @tweetgasmTO http://bit.ly/cRBe7b & Aug. 26 #GenYTO http://bit.ly/9qeZHu # blog makeover show? # Nice phone… http://tumblr.com/xmjfj6ki1 # Photo: tumblr love. http://tumblr.com/xmjfj5pa6 # Photo: i see you http://tumblr.com/xmjfj3umt # Photo: suicideblonde:Rihanna photographed by Ellen von Unwerth http://tumblr.com/xmjfj3h49 # do we know what RiRi got tattooed yet? # Photo: pjpanoramas: Toronto Eaton Centre Apple Store. iPhone 4 line, days after launch. http://tumblr.com/xmjfj1x2v # “I believe in my heart that @LadyGaGa is going to positively help shift the world for the better. She is…” http://tumblr.com/xmjfj1z1l # dying w/ laughter reading @raymitheminx blog today. she is so funny “photos don’t take them fucking selves you know.” http://bit.ly/G2laf # oh snap, y’all know whoa time it is. # Tell me … how many lights do you see. — It’s so dark in here. http://4ms.me/bbZWDM # Is Tim Deegan as useless as he seems? Like, he is the worst. — He’s pretty cute. http://4ms.me/cVkFTP # Staff at this branch are the best. Srsly. (@ CIBC) http://4sq.com/d0U14t # Photo: jeopardy + snoop (via polkaroo) http://tumblr.com/xmjfirm2s # OMG Len, amazing. RT @LenCervantes: @polkaroo! like my halloween costume? http://twitpic.com/2ds73p # ME TOO! RT @erin_bury: Tomorrow night I’m going to a party with a donut wall. So…yeah. Pretty excited. @INQMobile http://ow.ly/2mVjx # if you are not following @brundle_fly, you really need to. he is awesome and his avatar today melts my heart. # it’s like real hot out today. love it. # Do what she says!! NOW!! RT @raymitheminx: vote for waste case! http://bit.ly/cPTRTt #…

anyone have a call centre offshore i can borrow for about an hour? # “excitement is my thing” this guy is like the polish prince gino edi…(YouTube http://youtu.be/54E8epoR9x4?a) # remember when we went to the @torontofc game. that was fun. (YouTube http://youtu.be/d-qdVDS0T2k?a) # “stop tweeting nerd” “nerd tweeter” haha(YouTube http://youtu.be/A2Kgm04KjA8?a) # This kind is really good. #icecream http://twitpic.com/2d9q2v # Photo: this looks fun. thedaintysquid: http://tumblr.com/xmjfde5n8 # september 2009 – it’s amazing how fast time flies whoa. http://bit.ly/ajRJOr # i want that freaking sharpie pencil right now god damnit. get over to my house. right now. NOW! # #crazyawesome talking @tweetgasmTO & @oldspice w/ @perpetualradio https://casiestewart.com/sms-1/ # RE: @PerpetualRadio I like 3 or 6. http://disq.us/jxqro # Hell yeah. RT @thatdrew: Today is 8/9/10. Lets get drunk. # i would snooki punch that fake cancer girl. hearing about her loserness boils my blood. # I think of you babes when I hear it, won’t get sick I reckon, such good #memories @raymitheminx @carlyannedotcom @laurenonizzle <3 # whoa @mrssharonnewman is throwin the smackdown. # Windows, I can not see through your rain coating but I like you. http://twitpic.com/2d793g # time for the #YandR # today is emo day eh? cripes am i the only one who loves these days? #smile # RE: @MichaelNus @michaelnus talk about a wet dream. hazaaaa. http://disq.us/jx8pb # talking about helping you make your company cool on the internet makes me really happy. #