what life used to be like B.T

I knew right when I woke up that something wasn’t right. I had a knot in my stomach and I tossed and turned.  Ropes hit the window as I was getting ready and the window cleaning men saw me naked. I rode through a stop sign in front of a police man. Twitterberry was returning no signal and I figured I hate you you stupid phone.  I get to the office and think ‘oh no they blocked twitter gadget finally’. I pinned Kurt and Keri and Tiffany on BBM and said “IS TWITTER DOWN?”. I was in a bit of a panic and thought it has to be the office big brother. Asked Dr. Google for an answer prescription and I got all I needed to know…Twitter is down.

Some things I would have Tweeted:

  • Everything you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso
  • Coupon for $2.00 off Tylenol Aches and Pains
  • MMMM roast chicken and mashed w. veggies from catering today. I love.
  • I woke up and imagined it was Friday
  • I Hope it doesn’t rain on my white dress today.
  • new Vegimite flavour suggestions in the NZ Herrald [link]
  • oooh typornopgraphy j’adore [see for yourself]
  • http://hipstercollective.com/
  • style stalked Zanita. Zanita who? [babe]
  • Making these Betsy J. style [legs]
  • keep checking and still no twitter GAH!
  • @americanapparel chambray hooray! [awesome]


  1. August 6, 2009 / 9:56 am

    Haha, you're hilarious! I did the same thing…just blogged instead 😉

  2. August 6, 2009 / 12:22 pm

    I was like WTF do I do now. Work and not Tweet? Sheesh. Who do I share all the stupid little thoughts with? My blog, oh yes, the blog. haha

  3. e1e
    August 6, 2009 / 12:48 pm

    Bet you made that window washers day!

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