I knew right when I woke up that something wasn’t right. I had a knot in my stomach and I tossed and turned. Ropes hit the window as I was getting ready and the window cleaning men saw me naked. I rode through a stop sign in front of a police man. Twitterberry was returning no signal and I figured I hate you you stupid phone. I get to the office and think ‘oh no they blocked twitter gadget finally’. I pinned Kurt and Keri and Tiffany on BBM and said “IS TWITTER DOWN?”. I was in a bit of a panic and thought it has to be the office big brother. Asked Dr. Google for an answer prescription and I got all I needed to know…Twitter is down.
Some things I would have Tweeted:
- Everything you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso
- Coupon for $2.00 off Tylenol Aches and Pains
- MMMM roast chicken and mashed w. veggies from catering today. I love.
- I woke up and imagined it was Friday
- I Hope it doesn’t rain on my white dress today.
- new Vegimite flavour suggestions in the NZ Herrald [link]
- oooh typornopgraphy j’adore [see for yourself]
- style stalked Zanita. Zanita who? [babe]
- Making these Betsy J. style [legs]
- keep checking and still no twitter GAH!
- @americanapparel chambray hooray! [awesome]