Oh, you want more money? No job security? Hmm, well you should totally just strike then. 
Did you know there is recession? A Global Financial Crisis? Zillions unemployed? Oh, no? OMG, let me tell you. There are thousands and thousands of unemployed people. I bet they will be garbage men and women if you don’t wanna work. They might even work for less because they are sick and tired of being on the dol and having no job at all. I bet their babies are hungry and they need to pay Rogers and the rent and the government. Maybe we could all vote on it and whoever wants to work stands up and if you wanna bitch you can sit your ass down? The head honcho of the outside workers union said it’s not all about the benjamins and it’s all for job security and work hours. I don’t even know what job security means anymore. I prey that there is no strike. I don’t want to live in a smelly city like back in 2002.
I made a video while riding a bike for you.
During the 2002 garbage strike, I was living at Bathurst and Queen, and involved with a woman at Dundas West & Ossingont. The way to get there was to stroll through Trinity Bellwoods Park. And you may recall that the north-west corner of that park became the neighborhood dump and holy fuck, the smell…
Brilliant! Why aren't you writing for the National Post?
Do you know someone? Get me a job there. I can write for years.
Do you know someone? Get me a job there. I can write for years.