Crazy Jungle

I don’t go t church. However, if church parties are anything like this cra-zay shit. Someone get me on Sunday morning after i’ve been out all damn night. My friend passed this on to me just now. It’s wild. The dude starts MC’ing and everyone is dancing like fucking mad. I enjoyed it, hopefully you will too. The creator calls it, Baptazia church techno rave. I call it awesome.

Vintage: Conchords – Vids

Brett & Jemaine are so fucking funny. Last year when Iwas doing a breif stint serving at Hemingway’s, I was working on the patio and had been watching Conchords on ROD (Rogers on Demand) non-stop. I just could not get enough.
I saw this one guy who had the most uncanny resemblance to Jemaine and I had also been checking out this other cute boy who looked kinda like Brett. I always have a thing for those ones. Blue eyes and the beard, yum. Being my cool as self, I told them both about FOTC and they were like ‘ok, sounds kinda cool’. Now for the best part, rounded them up like sheep’s and pseudo-Brett, followed by pseudo-Jemaine got together for a pic, all for me. Thank god for being a crazy cool kiwi girl.

This is Why he Will Lose the Election

Because we are so very surrounded and consumed by the internet and sharing online it is impossible to not have images and content spread like wildfire. The photo below, in my belief is why McCain will lose the election. I know, I know, it’s never just one thing, but THAT is enough to make you go ‘ok, what the fuck is up with that old fart?’. Like seriously.
If I were him I’d just stay at home and call it a day. “My name is John McCain and I am dropping out of the election due to Internet Embarrassment. I’ve outdone my self to a point where I feel I can not turn back.”

Good Luck Barry Obama. I think you’re rad and you were really hot when you were younger.

The Eagle in Love

at home. watching movie. soulful music. warm inside. glowing. tower. dark night sky.don’t be gentle. you are fragile. deserving care. beautiful singing voice i hear. it’s yours across the ocean, through the trees, it soars the sky and lands with me. its all i ever wanted.

Too Sexy

beach sanctuary
scenery socially sexually
each shoulder lies next to me
and all the lassies in the land
never match her tiny hand
she seduces me so sensually
and i wanna taste her

Wrap you Up in Bacon

Yesterday I was in Kensington and walked past and interesting art project. It was a tree standing tall and alone dressed in meat. In the middle of the tree was a nest made of real fish and contained what looked like an egg that was made out of meat also. The crew around the tree with a camera were capturing the reaction of people to the art installation. I peeked into the nest to snap a photo and just about fell into the thing. The meat looked quite gross but I really could appreciate the time it took and art concept. I must say I have never seen something of that sort. I do not recommend touching it as I kinda find it disgusting, as you would, but I do recommend passing through Kensington and checking it out. The artist close to remain anonymous.Was a nice sunny day yesterday, maybe it’s cooked now!