“I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time.”– Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon
First she DOVE into the cake…
Whoopsey bumkin! Little darling slipped on the icing.
Oh. She’s got a cute little bum though and love the outfit. I would TOTALLY, TOTALLY, love to jump in a cake like that.
The Love
A courtship started with a midnight kiss,
You touched the heart in me like an old French love song
Waking to the morning sun, your arms around me tight,
You set my soul on fire; you make things look bright
We shine, a glimpse, O’ what life could be!
Laughter, love, a passionate tale…
My reflection in the mirror, yet I see you there?
Full of greatness, it’s you, I love me.
As the days go by, somehow I know,
Over the rainbow, my gold,
You’ll be there.
I asked my old roommate Chad to take me for a ride on his bike. After I gave him no choice I said “let me get ready!” and ran upstairs. The other two boy’s we lived with assumed I was heading upstairs to put on a jacket, pants, closed toed shoes maybe. No, not this girl. You know me much better than that. I put on the music, followed by my long blonde extensions, a micro mini and some red pumps. I was READY! I always wanted to ride on the back of a motercycle like that and god damnit, I did. Check that one off the list!
