CASIE STEWART
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Netflix Canada Contest: Orange is the New Black?

Netflix Canada Contest: Orange is the New Black?

OK, I started this book today. Sitting on Queen Street in the shade waiting for (rain) someone boyfriend. Netflix sent me a signed copy from the author. Autograph is orange highlighter, naturally. It sounds good, the creator of Weeds made it. Scroll down if you want the prize only, winner gets the following..

PRIZE

  • PS3 ($269 Future Shop)
  • Six month Netflix Canada subscription ($48)
  • Author signed copy of Orange Is The New Black book (Piper Kerman Priceless)

I love Netflix and I watch heaps of moves. Last year they sent me a FIVE YEAR subscription and I am excited because more series are being produced for Netflix ONLY. [I was a subscriber before they contacted me.]

WATCH THIS IT’S FUNNY

Taryn Manning, Donna from That 70’s Show, Jason Biggs (American Pie),  and Janeane Garofalo. LOVE IT. 
 I like this story, from the first chapters, because I could be this person. So could you. It’s not that hard to get trapped in a cross-border love/drug smuggling scandal. I saw Broke Down Palace, I know how this works. 

Contest: @Netflix_CA & @casiestewart #thisismylife #orangeisthenewblack

Contest: @Netflix_CA & @casiestewart #thisismylife #orangeisthenewblack

 HOW TO WIN

This is a totally made up contest – WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO SAVE ME IN JAIL?


Basically this could happen to anyone, right? In order to pay her debt to society (for a 10 year-old drug money thing smuggling for an African Drug Lord), Piper must trade her comfortable New York life with fiancé  Larry (Jason Biggs) for an orange jumpsuit and prison life. It’a a wild roller coaster  I haven’t read it all yet but SOMEONE LIKE YOU can have a new PS3 to watch it.

Imagine I was in jail… I’d be like a junior Martha Stewart. Naturally.

Contest: @Netflix_CA & @casiestewart #thisismylife #orangeisthenewblack

PS3 plays Blueray.  This is a fun contest. Tweet or die FTW.

Much love,

CASIE

 

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87 Comments

  1. kevin naulla
    July 10, 2013 / 1:41 am

    Here is the plan:

    I am a friend of a former champion show jumper and I will train for a full month to make sure I can clear the moat that this prison you are in will inevitably have. But this alone will not be enough. I will also travel to Shanghai’s lazer cat district where I will procure two: One named Nyan, the other Lusipurr. Me, my horse and two cat weapons will make sure you have everything you need from a travel pillow to a travel snuggy to a travel sandwich and a purse sandwich. Nyan and Lusipurr blast a hole in your cell wall and my horsewill literally take you wherever you need to go. Animals want to help, too.

    Reply
    • kevin naulla
      July 10, 2013 / 1:41 am

      Naulls

      Reply
  2. Peter
    July 10, 2013 / 3:53 am

    To pull the job off I would at least need a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

    With that crew I promise you would be out of jail in less than… eleven hours.

    Yours truly,

    Pete

    Reply
  3. Alex Conde
    July 10, 2013 / 12:30 pm

    I need a helicopter, glitter, Lady GaGa, and the entire cast of Glee – all dressed up as David Copperfield. It’ll be the greatest disappearing act in history!

    Reply
  4. Jennifer Stack
    July 10, 2013 / 12:44 pm

    Get Gloria Allred on the case- she gets all the celebs off + a US Weekly mag cover to boot!

    Reply
  5. amotherworld
    July 10, 2013 / 12:50 pm

    I’d throw on my WonderWoman suit and call my scientist friend to dress like Batman and create a dangerous potion that will temporarily knock down the guards in the prison. It will smell like bad farts. We’d then steal the keys and let you out.

    Reply
  6. TheDanLevy
    July 10, 2013 / 12:51 pm

    I’d just need Scotty & the Enterprise & we’d do a simple site to site transport. I’d then have to get you to a non-extradition planet though…I hear Qo’noS is a nice place to settle down for those on the run from Earth’s judicial systems. 😉

    Reply
  7. ryantylerthomas
    July 10, 2013 / 1:31 pm

    The Plan Is Simple All We Need Is:

    1) An all chrome wheelchair with a false bottom.
    2) 14 packs of Lucky Strikes
    3) 3 Booze Sponsors
    4) An Original Script From Episode 16 of The Wire

    The rest should take care of itself.

    Reply
  8. kevin Carroll @allaccesskevin
    July 10, 2013 / 2:11 pm

    I would bake a cake with a file old school and bring it to you, then dress in my alternative ego Velvet landers get arrest and let them think I’m a women and bust you out of there using mini bombs I use to make fake boobs and stuff my bra! Then the LSD I soaked my hair in we would slip that in to the Officer coffees and get the Fuck out of there!

    Reply
  9. Tanya rtnsenderfan
    July 10, 2013 / 4:02 pm

    Was hard to fit in so little amount of words on twitter but I tried! Is it random draw or best answer?

    Reply
  10. Debbie Bashford
    July 10, 2013 / 4:47 pm

    too easy!! one word ===> Catapult

    Reply
  11. Marilyn Legault
    July 10, 2013 / 5:28 pm

    I’d get a job as a prison guard and sneak you out. Only problem might be the time factor. Bribes might work more.

    Reply
  12. Adil
    July 10, 2013 / 9:33 pm

    I would take inspiration from Prision Break the show. I would do a marathon on it one weekend and plan a breakout. Bonus being i would also know what to do after escaping prision.

    Reply
  13. autumn quinn
    July 10, 2013 / 11:23 pm

    I’d do exactly what Tim Robbins did in shawshank redemption

    Reply
  14. binabug
    July 10, 2013 / 11:34 pm

    I’d grab chuck Norris and we’d find a way to save you

    Reply
  15. archy0050
    July 11, 2013 / 7:29 am

    Well my crack team of specialists would provide the necessary distractions (the dog would harrass anyone who looked at him, the two year old would ask everyone “why” and the baby would just sit there and look cute) while that crack team is distracting everyone I’d throw ya in a laundry basket and walk right out the door!

    Reply
  16. Amy Heffernan
    July 11, 2013 / 8:32 am

    lol Thanks! Small place so i just said by blowing jail up! LOL 😉

    Reply
  17. dclub20
    July 11, 2013 / 8:34 am

    Do shawshank in reverse, chisel my way into prison to get you out.

    Reply
  18. Spot Star
    July 11, 2013 / 9:12 am

    Would spend time training a cat to deliver a key to you, the rest would be up to you.

    Reply
  19. lisercheung
    July 11, 2013 / 9:27 am

    Find David Copperfield and create an elaborate illusion to get you outta there without the guards noticing!

    Reply
  20. AH
    July 11, 2013 / 9:33 am

    Get my self incarcirated as well, get our selves transfered and then follow the script of Con Air to get fee.

    Reply
  21. Once funny
    July 11, 2013 / 10:00 am

    I would smuggle you in books and tablet loaded with shows. Make the time in jail a little easier.
    Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.

    Reply
  22. iamgreatTO
    July 11, 2013 / 10:38 am

    I would talk to the warden about shooting a film there, and while shooting a big budget explosion scene sneak you out in the ensuing chaos.

    Reply
  23. Brock McLaughlin
    July 11, 2013 / 5:59 pm

    I’d flip you a blue wig, and have you switch places with Amanda Bynes. Now me and Amnda Bynes are getting super serial (Serious) so this would be a big move for me… But a PS3 will probably end up having a longer relationship with me anyways.

    Reply
  24. Harry Chahal
    July 11, 2013 / 9:37 pm

    The Plan Is Simple All We Need Is:

    1) An all chrome wheelchair with a false bottom.
    2) 14 packs of Lucky Strikes
    3) 3 Booze Sponsors
    4) An Original Script From Episode 16 of The Wire

    The rest should take care of itself.

    Reply
  25. Wanda Bergman
    July 11, 2013 / 10:58 pm

    I’d smuggle escape tools in a chocolate cake.

    Reply
  26. Kathryn Lavallee
    July 12, 2013 / 12:30 pm

    I’m a big believer that a nail file is a girl’s best friend. Good for great nails and an escape tool! I’d make sure to smuggle one in to you!

    Reply
  27. CeeCee
    July 12, 2013 / 2:12 pm

    Secret Hidden Nail File. Escape and a rocking mani!!!

    Reply
  30. Sydney D
    July 14, 2013 / 1:06 pm

    Would use a fake uniform, wear it, pretend to be a guard and then escort you out. 🙂

    Reply
  32. Tanya Campbell
    July 14, 2013 / 9:20 pm

    I would just hire Matlock. He would prove your innocence!

    Reply
  34. Cathy Canton
    July 16, 2013 / 12:25 pm

    I would send in Wentworth Miller from Prison Break to rescue you. He would definitely look great in orange. Just saying

    Reply
  35. Cathy Canton
    July 17, 2013 / 10:46 am

    Today I would save Casie Stewart by having Castle solve the mystery and prove your innocense and then make you a character in his next book – Casie Charma maybe? and close friend of Nicki Heat.

    Reply
  36. Lushka Smith
    July 18, 2013 / 12:31 am

    Send in a cake with a file the traditional way.

    Reply
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