Her birthday is coming up and Grama wants to have a party. She’s turning 100. She loves to dance and get down. She doesn’t mind a few drinks or a toke either. You’d never know how old she is by her body. I think she’s had work done but she’ll never tell us. 
This one time she came out for Halloween and she was a hit. All the boys were checking her out from behind and dancing with her. When she turned around, they were shocked to see her age all over her face. Oh, Grama, you so funny. There’s a video of her…but it’s really quite creepy.
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lmao @ that pic.
lmao @ that pic.
lmao @ that pic.
My great-grandmother used to be a contortionist/prostitute until a bad back forced into becoming a book dealer.
I remember her dancing a gin and vermouth-induced jig and singing me little ditties such as:
She offered her honor
He honored her offer,
And all night long,
It was honor and offer.
Then she’d shout: “The hell it was!”
She had the nastiest cackle I’ve ever heard. And a tuburcular cough. But she loved her snuff.
(From the comments at passiveaggressivenotes.com.)
re: My great-grandmother used to be a contortionist/prostitute Awesome story, sounds like an interesting lady! Had a good laugh! haha
re: My great-grandmother used to be a contortionist/prostitute Awesome story, sounds like an interesting lady! Had a good laugh! haha