There are PIGEONS in my office. We have a big loft and they are flying around. I’m more afraid of the pesky little dirt birds than I ever imagined. They are scary with their beady little black eyes and dusty, dirty feathers. OMG. I was feeling triumphant and unstoppable today…now, I feel like I’m about to have a little (or not so little) bird perch on my shoulder or even worse…on my head!! Omg. Please don’t shit on me guys!