hey universe, i need a new camera!

I’ve had bad luck with cameras. I’ve been through a few. However, that was when I used to drink and go partying all the time. A text book alcoholic, I could say, you couldn’t say that without pissing me off. It’s just not nice. The Toronto Police have a checklist and you could be one too. so don’t judge me.
I’ve been taking so many pictures and I really need a new camera so I can take better ones and put them here and make videos so you can see how funny I really am. I believe in the powers of positive thought and I am asking the universe to send a camera to me.

You know my address uni, we’ve been friends a long time.

@casiestewart