i got a new thing
it’s 12secondstv and this is my channel. it’s so much fun.

an ottawa citizen
Was hotter than I thought riding in today. It said 16 but after biking in pants and long sleeves it felt like 36. My hair is always wet when I leave and dry when I get there. It’s a pleasure having low maintenance hair that dries a perfect mess every time. Wore my retainer, forgot a bra.
Last week I did an interview with a reporter from CanWest about a customer experience I had with a big brand and Twitter. I first told the story on my blog earlier this year when it happened. You can read the article in the Ottawa Citizen.
She quoted me saying “It shows the power of one voice,” says Stewart, a Toronto woman who describes Twitter as having “instant-messaging with the whole world.”
I hope you have a great day.
keep making those drunken ones, they’re funny
Uploaded a few old vids including this crazy busker dude that juggled knives on a unicycle while my friend Zack & some kids laid on the ground. He also juggled knives and a chainsaw, seen here. I’d never even attempt to do that.
My first ride on a crotch rocket. That was a fun night, old roomate took me out for a spin. I went and put on stilettos and a mini skirt with my long extensions before hitting the road. All class I know.
Cheryl, Juuso and I went to the Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney. It was raining and there was a very large population of Asian people. Just an observation. We sang and danced the night away, this one is Cher. How appropriate.
So many from over the years….
After watching a bunch for the first time I realize I’m super retarded when wasted and at the time I always think it’s a good idea. There’s a few more on vimeo and heaps more to upload.
the randomness post 2/18/09
- I still have all my Barbies and their vintage outfits. I hope to get them made in my size one day.
- I grew up around vintage cars and vintage clothes. My Dad builds hot rods and mum was a photog for Canadian Street Rod Magazine.
- My favorite gift I ever received was a hardcover Thesaurus from my parents in 1996.
- My Dad was a professional gymnastics/trampoline coach when I was a kid. I’m flexible and can still do the splits.
- I have lots of different talents and believe I can achieve anything. My career goal is to be the Awesomest I can be.

fashionable by choice
It was really nice to be at the Spoke again after such a long winter. It made me excited for summer! I saw familiar faces including Tony Charr, Julian & Derek.
yeah, a real green dress. that’s cool
In spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, I will be celebrating at Brazen Head Irish Pub in Liberty Village after work. They were setting up yesterday on my way to the office.save them. save yourself. you wild thing.
One of my favorite books as a kid was Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak. I loved this story. I just found out that mum complained at the library one time about how the book was horrible. Max was punished and sent to bed without dinner for bring mischievous. She had never heard such a story in New Zealand! This thought is quite funny, mum took another read of the story and saw it in a different light from then on. The book is regarded as an American classic in children’s lit and is only ten lines long. How inspiring!!She damn well knows.
“I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time.”- Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon
It was my beauty…
As you may be aware, I have a bike. I love this bike and I love riding it. A while ago I was riding my bike in a beautiful long summer dress which was flowing & big glasses gleaming. As I approached a traffic light ,I was paired beside a truck of men who were clearly involved in some type of labour work. They were obviously enjoying my bike ride just about as much as I was. At that point, the light changed, I proceeded to pedal forward. They drove forward. I continued, and they, totally fucking rear ended the car in front of them. I tried my best not to laugh, when an elderly man turned to me and said, “You better get out of here little lady, those boys are going to be mighty embarrassed if they see you around”. The End.Vice Mag – Fashion Issue Cover
Today I picked up the new Vice mag and with more excitement than usual due to the fact that is was the Fashion Issue. As I browsed through the pages, as I always do first I noticed a fw things:
- New paper – 10% post consumer waste, environmentally friendly, printed in Canada
- Some raised image on the cover that despite my efforts, I could not distinguish (and neither could my mates!)
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is, after a quick search, is what I found…..
Vice Magazine Changes Everything As Usual
[SOURCE]
Vice Magazine, which was ironically abandoned by its target audience of dirty trendsetters at the exact moment it became popular, has finally discovered how to sell out IN SECRET. The new issue has an ad for BMW superimposed on the freaking cover itself—but it doesn’t appear until you turn out the lights! As long as you don’t read it in the dark, nobody will know you are bought and owned by corporations just like everything else in this rotten country, dude. This is a brilliant idea that may save the American print media and destroy the editorial/ advertising divide as we know it, and that’s really all we have to say about that. [Media In Canada]





















