i made a virtual me on the H&M website.
i tried on a bunch of outfits right from my desk.
it was hot.
i didnt buy anything and i left everything in the changeroom for the worker to clean up.
last night my friend played an acoustic weezer concert for me.
it was so great.
it was almost as good as if the weeze boys were playing just for me.
i loved it.
ok, i’m from new zealand.
i love sheep.
yes, i have sheep farmers in my family.
but honestly, i don’t know any sheep fuckers.
the joke is OVER now.