if google was my boyfriend

I forgot something I said to Keri last night when we were hanging  out so I Tweeted her to remember. I had a three-way on Skype with Bob in Atlanta and Ellen in Boston, then Keri joined in from my place. I miss the famous Mayor of Twitter so I Google Waved him hello.

Sabrina’s letting me pick out my Christmas present so I shop online and send it to her over MSN. I also don’t know if I’ve won the Build a Bash party yet so I obsessively Tweet at them and upload Twitpics of me visiting their site.

I send photos to Posterous that update to a Facebook album and then post to Twitter. Oh the love is going round and round…

This morning we were chatting about Google being a good boyfriend…

Pros of Google BF

• Very open communication
• Easily connected to each other – in sync
• We won’t can’t hide anything from each other
• Her puts out alot
• He knows what I like
• Keeps track of all the blogs I like in a Reader for me
• Makes my photos pretty and appeals to my artistic side with Picasa
• makes it easy to subscribe to my life
• He makes money for me and him
• He’s got lots of room for me to grow and store stuff online
• Manages groups well – open relationship?
• Likes to travel the Earth
• Helpful when I want to know something
• Good at Jeopardy
• Likes to get to know me
• Good for maps and directions
• Sorts mail and throws out junk
• Could give me an even cooler office to work in
• Helps with advertising

Cons of my Google Boyfriend

• That smartass has an answer for everything
• Terms and conditions
• Uses algorithms all the damn time and I hate math
• Kinda creepy collecting so much information about me
• Sometimes throws the wrong things in the trash
• He’s been everywhere so there’s hardly anything new to him

There’s gotta be more cons…I can’t help but see more positive

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